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forgot there were no funds in the account despite...

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

...the sepository being regularly emptied into...

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Weaponsmith for the DemiGods from the plane of Silliness

. . . Al Capone's left shoe, late at night while he was . . .

.....deep in thought of whether to get an extended warranty on his smelly sock factory or invent a Do-It-Yourself hemorroid kit.....

deciding on the latter he allowed his piles to accumulate and then...

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

. . . and then (almost TOO horrible to think about) he slipped on a banana peel and landed headfirst in the . . .

footprint left by Al Capone's shoe when he walked amongst the....

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

....the panorama of perfect petalled petunias

.....also known as 'Mr Potts Disemboweled Politician Museum,' this however.....

reminded him of how things used to be before he was threatened by being set in concrete and also......

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

. . . shot. But we digress. Getting back to basics, the sun rose over a . . .

Pilbara landscape of rugged beauty that encapsulated everything he felt about the countryside except for the disturbing shadow of...

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

.....Mrs Henrietta Gulch's white backside that looked more like a .....

vision from a pornographic movie directed by you know who, whilst he...

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

.....declared; 'I Claudius flatulence professor', until.....

...the sun rises again it will be dark in the world of..........

the Pilbara, until it manages to rid itself of that shadow which is damaging the beauty of the rugged landscape and the area is returned to its natural beauty once again, but how can it be done?.......

...not easily he replied while recruiting another bathroom attendant for the local Hell's Angels Club,however.....

the attendant proved to have serious green credentials and was full of ideas leading to.....

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

the entrance of the brothel where ...........

he sniffed, looked, listened and then turned on his heel to make his escape to......

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

end up in Hell overlooking the pit of popes all of whom are eternally 8¾ months pregnant before...

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Weaponsmith for the DemiGods from the plane of Silliness

.....taking tap dancing lessons at a lesbian garage sale when.....

he realised life is short and hat he should......

combine milinary enthusiasm with a spell checker provided that...

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Weaponsmith for the DemiGods from the plane of Silliness

.....it was free to strip naked & host a show about.....

...grinding nuts off and abraiding difficult to reach spots with fine sand and...

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Weaponsmith for the DemiGods from the plane of Silliness

waiting for the screams. He had always worried about abraded nuts and now......

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

...he had a handful of cashews, pecans, almonds and macadamias all ready to be...

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Marty

.....turned acidic after it was discovered that the plumbers body had turned itself inside out making.....

rude gestures at the body lying next to it in the morgue. He couldn't understand what.....

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

the gestures meant and what was the meaning of life. Just then, in walked the elderly morgue attendant, chuckling about.......................

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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
- - - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

.....having farted around deaf people all day & trying to get them to guess who it was.....

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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
- - - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

.....decorating invisible nuns with Norwegian prawns.....

which stuck him as vaguely ridiculous because there are no such thing as invisible nuns within any of the religious bodies he operated with, particularly nuns smothered in prawns. Now if they had been decorated in scallops or crabs he would have been more inclined to believe the story, however.........

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

... he preferred lobsters and was know to chuck them at all the monks exiting the monastery every 54 minutes after he had...

.....subjected his 36 stone lover to 14 hours of Leonard Koen live [not at the tip].....

before anihilating the remainder of his will to live by snarfing his bandwidth on the escalator to the women's underwear department in....

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Weaponsmith for the DemiGods from the plane of Silliness

the local supermarket which allowed free WiFi provided the escalators
were decked with plastic bags of said underwear. He never realised....

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

.....that life could be so stiff unless your helping an elderly person cross the road instead of cutting off Frankensteins wholesome warts.....

...and cooking them in stuffed mushrooms. However, he soon came to realize that it would be so much funner to...

Take the bolts from his neck and twist his nuts till his head popped off......

.....which was really inconvenient as he had to judge the next 'Spaceman's Gymnastics Contest'.....

in the 75kg class for bisexual creatures with three legs. This limited class had become a firm favourite with ...........

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Baroldsan
Perth
Western Australia

.....Hercules scented train drivers although at times it bounced back to.....

...the presenter Titular Wheystband and the crew of the ...

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Weaponsmith for the DemiGods from the plane of Silliness

the good ship LOLLYPOP. However, all the crew were...........

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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
- - - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

.....10 minutes early as the mummification of the boss had to be delayed as so many were hanging out of his backside.....

. The embalmers removed them with a crowbar, and the announcement "LET THE GAMES BEGIN" was made. The types of games that embalmers & mummifiers played were such things as ..............

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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
- - - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle