Interactive limerick....#2

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 14:43:22 pm

with nary a care

WEIRD AL · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 14:46:20 pm

Moon dust in my hair

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 14:56:50 pm

and lights years from the rat race.

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As I raced through the crowds in the city

Catweazle · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 15:19:49 pm

I couldn't wait to get my own little kitty

WEIRD AL · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 15:33:27 pm

It was small and fluffy and crapped alot

Catweazle · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 16:17:19 pm

Wherever it went it walked like a tiny tot

(BTW, good one Wierd Al! :lol:

)

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 18:10:41 pm

and as feared it had left the house sh**ty.....

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He promised the moon and the stars

David Smitham · 13 - 15 September 2013

to his lover in super smart cars

Catweazle · **Posted:** Mon Jun 07, 2010 16:18:43 pm

But when he came down with a case amnesia

MargoZ · **Posted:** Mon Jun 07, 2010 19:33:17 pm

and told her "I just meant to tease ya"...

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Mon Jun 07, 2010 22:55:21 pm

Now he picks up his lovers in bars.

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My vegetable garden is growing...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:31:09 am

and my brussel sprouts are glowing

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:44:57 am

When I see a weed...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:49:11 am

and I'm forced to concede

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 00:58:07 am

and the curse words from my mouth are flowing!

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I once ran a marathon race...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 01:42:49 am

I maintained, I must say, a good pace....

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 03:49:21 am

but at the last lap...

bonfiregirl · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 07:21:06 am

I felt a twinge in my back

MargoZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 20:58:15 pm

and to top it off, broke my shoe lace!

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If I were a chef I would bake

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 22:40:36 pm

a 14-layered cake

MargoZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 23:16:35 pm

and perched on the top

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 23:20:41 pm

a big pork chop...

David Smitham · 13 - 15 September 2013

sprinkled with freshly grated hake!

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Hake is a creature that goes well with chips

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 00:24:00 am

It's also good in sauces and dips...

David Smitham · 13 - 15 September 2013

but no substitute for traffic lights

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 22:47:59 pm

One of my favorite delights...

bonfiregirl · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 07:18:02 am

But leaves too much fat on my hips!

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I started my diet today

WEIRD AL · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 08:30:29 am

No more cake till May

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 23:14:56 pm

But I snuck a donut...

David Smitham · 13 - 15 September 2013

from the back of my little green hut

AngelDee · **Posted:** Sat Jun 12, 2010 17:34:56 pm

lives my mangy old mutt,

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sat Jun 12, 2010 18:31:15 pm

now I'm scared what the scales will say...

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Its winter so we eat soups and stews

vikingeck · **Posted:** Sat Jun 12, 2010 20:14:13 pm

wear woolies & lacing up shoes

AngelDee · **Posted:** Sat Jun 12, 2010 21:02:43 pm

time to pay your dues

vikingeck · **Posted:** Sat Jun 12, 2010 22:41:18 pm

no AngelDee that wont work! :roll:

are you unfamiliar with the rules of Limmericks?

limmericks have 5 lines,and strict scansion lines 12,&5
Rhyme 1 da-dada da-dadda da dah
Rhyme1 da-dada da-dadda da dah
rhyme2 da-diddley-dee
rhyme2 da-diddley-dee
Rhyme1 again da-dada da-dadda da dah

[b]sorry once a teacher always a teacher [/b]
so starting again with Margoz
[quote][/quote]Its winter so we eat soups and stews
wear woolies and lacing up shoes

stick stamps in our books ------------

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:18:56 pm

search out cosy nooks

David Smitham · 13 - 15 September 2013

and avoid sitting on old wooden pews!

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I'm standing on an old wooden pew

AngelDee · **Posted:** Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:37:45 pm

the old man bends tying his shoes

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:43:06 pm

is it rotten- the wood?

vikingeck · **Posted:** Sun Jun 13, 2010 18:21:58 pm

yeah - no B***y good !

Clino · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 22:16:43 pm

but if the shoe fits, wear it, please do

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There was a small parson from York

mac · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 01:32:08 am

Whose vice was parsnips and pork

vikingeck · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 03:40:32 am

and beans with pork belly ,

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 03:56:31 am

P-U, they were smelly!

vikingeck · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 04:48:00 am

and pork with icecream doesn't work!

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A big fat Koala from OZZ...................

bonfiregirl · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 08:02:52 am

Couldn't climb up trees because

vikingeck · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 08:39:39 am

his Avoir du Pois --------------

mac · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 20:44:47 pm

Could only stretch so far...

MrSamoa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 22:39:46 pm

And, besides, he had tiny paws.

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I once saw a strange work of art...

vikingeck · **Posted:** Thu Jul 01, 2010 00:04:29 am

6 nudes and a horse and a cart


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