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Gary Brown will inform us

The winner will be forever stamp mounting!

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We are approaching the 1 millionth post...

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Marty

..which has passed along like a ghost...

It happened so fast...

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Marty

but it won't be the last

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

So raise your glass in a toast!

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The leaves are falling from the trees,

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'A dim light shines brightly in a dark place'

and a serious shortage of bees-------------

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

means my washing won't dry quickly

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David Smitham
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Upper Hutt 2013 Stamp Show 13 - 15 September 2013 Upper Hutt, NZ.

dah dah dahda dah dahdahda

[color=#FF0000]WELL THAT SURE SCREWED UP ANY CHANCE OF MAKING A LIMMERICK!!![/color] You don't know the rules?

Too many notes (well ,too many syllables) rubbish scansion .

it should read "dah dada dah"

can we start again with mac?
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"The leaves are falling from the trees
and a serious shortage of bees

so not much honey ----------

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

So golden and runny,

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'A dim light shines brightly in a dark place'

spread it on sparingly Please!


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"A collector of stamps from the North

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

found a penny black - his fourth...

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Marty

not listed in Gibbons

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

It shows 2 ribbons

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Marty

and nobody Knows what it's worth !


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I am moving my home once again

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

I want to be closer to Glen

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Marty

and now 3 month later---------

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

I sold him a 2 ring dater

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David Smitham
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Upper Hutt 2013 Stamp Show 13 - 15 September 2013 Upper Hutt, NZ.

the postmark washed off in the rain!




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Whilst playing a tune on the Harp

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

I caught a blue ringed carp

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David Smitham
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Upper Hutt 2013 Stamp Show 13 - 15 September 2013 Upper Hutt, NZ.

It tasted quite yummy!

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Marty

but upset my tummy

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

'Cause I also swallowed the hook which was sharp!

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There once was a collector of stamps...

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Marty

Found some covers of old Army Camps

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

because they led you on a merry dance

NO NO NO !!! THIS BREAKS THE RULES IT IS NOT A CORRECT LIMMERICK LINE TOO MANY NOTES

correct rhythm;
da dada da dada da Dah

da dada da dada da Dah

da dada da Dah
da dada da Dah

da dada da dada da Dah



Now we need to start again

" there once was a collector of Stamps
Found sone covers of old Army camps

Stamped with a boot
He thought it a hoot

The seargeant post man he thought " Champs" !

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

new one :


"I Took a vacation in Spain -----------

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

to the infamous plain with the rain

too hot and too dry

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

I started to cry

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Marty

and watered it over again !



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"There was a young chap in New York -----

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

i was given a box i took a glance
and saw it full of old stamps

but sadly of course---

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

ahhh but a treasure trove
i have found

RUBBISH !

Well you really have wrecked it again!


YOU STILL DON'T Get IT DO YOU ???

A LIMERICK HAS RULES .

YOURS ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE CORRECT PATTERN AT ALL. Each person adds one line at a time

here is an example , Try saying it out loud to get the Rhythm .

" There was an old lady from Spain,
Who Went for a walk in the rain.

she felt such a fool
when she fell in a pool

and had to walk back home again."

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

Who ate his soup with a fork...

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Marty

it splashed on his suit-------------

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

it dripped on his boot...

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Marty

just couldn't get it to work!






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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

OK, here we go..........

I once won an auction on eBay...

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Marty

I bid by i-phone on the Freeway

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

There was only 1 bid

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Marty

I just flipped my lid

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

The lot came from far-away.
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I just came from a cricket game...

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Marty

Where one batsman made some serious fame

I found it so boring

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

The batsman was snoring

the bowler went suddenly lame

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

new one:


A crafty old stamper from OZ...........

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whatever it is -------it's better than a poke in eye with a wet umbrella !

Collected stamps picturing bras...

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Marty