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A friend sent me some questions that sounded simple yet didn't have obvious answers.

It struck me that a thread based on these difficult to answer questions mixed with some appropriate (or :twisted: inappropriate :twisted:) answers would be a good idea for a conga line here.

Here is one to kick it off:

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Lakatoi 4 wrote:
A friend sent me some questions that sounded simple yet didn't have obvious answers.

It struck me that a thread based on these difficult to answer questions mixed with some appropriate (or :twisted: inappropriate :twisted:) answers would be a good idea for a conga line here.

Here is one to kick it off:

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Because their radio earphones were built into them.

Here's another question

Why do 24 hours open stores have locks on the doors?


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Why do 24 hours open stores have locks on the doors?


Because they close on public holidays...

Here's one to think about:

Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains?


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A: Because one way is up the hill (which is longer) and the other is down the hill (which is shorter). Simple physics really :lol: :lol:

Q: We all know what the speed of light is (really, really fast :roll: ), so what's the speed of darkness :?:

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Q: We all know what the speed of light is (really, really fast :roll: ), so what's the speed of darkness :?:


Darkness is really, really lazy, and does not want to travel at all, so it just stays where it is.

Why does soap always come out white when you use it regardless of the colour of the soap?

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Lakatoi 4 wrote:
Q: We all know what the speed of light is (really, really fast :roll: ), so what's the speed of darkness :?:


Darkness is really, really lazy, and does not want to travel at all, so it just stays where it is.

Why does soap always come out white when you use it regardless of the colour of the soap?

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When water is added to the coloured soap a chemical reaction occurs to neutralise the colour. The water reacts with sodium hydroxide which is the alkaline of the soap that also causes the "washing"effect.

This doesn't apply to pommy soap as it is usually only used once a week so it goes hard and has to be thrown out.

new Q Why is Motor Racing regarded as a sport?


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When water is added to the coloured soap a chemical reaction occurs to neutralise the colour. The water reacts with sodium hydroxide which is the alkaline of the soap that also causes the "washing"effect.


I had a sodium dried ox hide once, but it was the same colour as a regular one. :D

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new Q Why is Motor Racing regarded as a sport?


A: Because at the end we get to see the winner spray Bollinger over everyone and get to heckle the losers - great sport :D

Q: Why do banks charge fees for insufficient funds in your account when they already know you haven't got anything in there :?:

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Why is it further from Swan Hill to Melbourne than it is from Melbourne to Swan Hill? [True statement!]

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A: Because one way is up the hill (which is longer) and the other is down the hill (which is shorter). Simple physics really

Thought I had better clear this up. The real reason is that the municipal boundary follows the centreline of the main highway for about 3km. People travelling from Melbourne TO Swan Hill cross the boundary 3km closer to Melbourne than those leaving Swan Hill.

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Because they can (the b******s)

Which Bank? They are ALL B******S.

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muruk wrote:
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Because they can (the b******s)

Which Bank? They are ALL B******S.


The question should be "why do banks charge a dishonour fee for something they have bounced back knowing full well you don't have the funds?"

But here is anew senseless question:

Why can Persian rugs only be sold at liquidation? Is it a con?


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selvedge wrote:
But here is anew senseless question:

Why can Persian rugs only be sold at liquidation? Is it a con?

Why senseless?

Persian rugs were once genuinely expensive because of trade embargos against Iranian (= Persian) goods. That is no longer true, so rugs are now cheaper to import, but dealers still try to sell them at inflated prices that no-one can afford. At liquidation, or other gimmick sales, the price is simply brought back to reality.


For senseless, try this:

Where does all the white go when the snow melts?

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muruk wrote:
selvedge wrote:
But here is anew senseless question:

Why can Persian rugs only be sold at liquidation? Is it a con?

Why senseless?

Persian rugs were once genuinely expensive because of trade embargos against Iranian (= Persian) goods. That is no longer true, so rugs are now cheaper to import, but dealers still try to sell them at inflated prices that no-one can afford. At liquidation, or other gimmick sales, the price is simply brought back to reality.


For senseless, try this:

Where does all the white go when the snow melts?


I understand what a liquidation is, but all I am saying is that they claim to be selling at a liquidated price, which simply isn't true. Every week you see the companies advertising because "They are going into liquidation" There is one here in Perth that seems to be liquidating every week for the last ten years.

Steve Vizard even ran a series of skits showing the "poor" Iranian or Indian dealers trying to sell their rugs because "their poor mother is dying and they must sell everything at cost price to be with her" or "Their brother has run over a land mine and needs a new car" etc. He was very funny in those days.

As to where the white goes when snow melts?

The white colour is caused by a reflection of the sun through tiny prisms contained in ice crystals.
When you look at it your eye tells the brain that there are millions of colours but cannot distinguish each individual colour, so the brain defaults to white.

You can achieve the same reaction if you look at a multicoloured chocolate wheel. When it is still you see each colour clearly. But when it spins you see it as a white circle even if there is no actual white on the wheel.

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