Never Ending Story - Add A Line - Use Moderation In Language

scurralous · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 15:09:24 pm

Just an idea for yet another time waster... Add your own 20 or 30 Words - Use a little common sense though as some of the less desirable language I for one may not understand -

Give courtesy to those who may well be offended - basic common sense should prevail...

scurralous · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 15:16:59 pm

I better kick this off - With sincere apology to the Brothers Grimm...

Once upon a time in a land not so far away... there lived a man named Cecil...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 18:49:38 pm

Needless to say, he loathed his parents...

scurralous · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 18:52:14 pm

as did his older brother Cyril

Guest · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 18:54:35 pm

Cyril and Cecil started plotting their revenge during their kindergarten free play time....

scurralous · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 18:57:25 pm

"Cyril" - said Cecil in his usual lisping voice

Guest · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 18:59:57 pm

Lets eat ALL of the baked beans at lunchtime! Too bad we're still in nappies :twisted:

scurralous · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 19:08:16 pm

Yes said Cecil -smug in the knowledge he'd already soiled his

gavin-h · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 05:07:12 am

A scream pierced the air as Cyril and Cecil's Mother entered the dining room, unable to see them through the post-luncheon fog now thickening the air.

scurralous · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 07:12:30 am

"Shoot"! said Cecil whilst biting through his tongue... 'She scared me... I'll never become accustomed to that beard if I live till I'm 5".

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 14:56:09 pm

Suddenly Cecil awoke out of his childhood dream, Natalia lay alongside him, and he was pleased to see she didn't have a beard and even more relieved to admire her wonderful natural curves. He started to......

scurralous · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 14:59:56 pm

turn the other way & stare into her beautiful Blue eyes

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:00:59 pm

..then, he noticed , to his horror that.....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:08:20 pm

Natalia was in fact the

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:10:43 pm

dead ringer for....

Guest · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:11:15 pm

...twin Brother he hadn't seen for so many years. He turned to her and said:

gavin-h · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:13:00 pm

"Damn, I must remember to login before I post messages in future" :oops:

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:14:50 pm

C c.ccc...Cyril....it that really you???

scurralous · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:18:35 pm

"Yeth" said Cyril, reaching for his handbag...

PennyBlack1840 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:46:05 pm

Now tell me he said (with a deep sigh) do you remember this and showed her.....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:51:16 pm

a faded and tattered yet somewhat familiar photograph of...

gavin-h · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:53:07 pm

the first stamp album he ever owned when he was a little girl.

scurralous · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 21:56:36 pm

alas it contained nothing older than 2005...

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 23:22:13 pm

luckily, he snapped out of his second slumber and could smell the coffee that the stunning natalia had placed at his bedside, the images in his mind disturbed him, he knew he needed to......

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 23:31:36 pm

Go and have a cold shower

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 05:39:11 am

'Aahhhhh That's much better' He said after emerging, some 7 hours later; perhaps we could.....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 05:40:52 am

adjust the clock for daylight saving, then...

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 05:45:58 am

he gave Natalia a lift to work. She was a librarian, his ultimate fantasy really.His attraction for librarians was lifelong, it had started when he had been in the school library and had seen Miss Howler and Mr Longwood......

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 05:51:42 am

in a position even Melvil Dewey would've been stumped in trying to categorise..

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 05:58:34 am

and ever since that day he had an attraction for them. Melvil Dewey had been one od his closeest friends, but that had all changed when he was 22, at the end of a long night out Melvil had been arrested by the police for.......

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 06:06:01 am

misplacing a single digit...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 07:41:56 am

Natalia knew all about where to put digits....she could certainly find her way about Dewey (and many others if the rumours were to be believed)

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 07:47:47 am

just where to place that decimal point was one thing that always confused the lovely Natalia...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 07:50:27 am

...and , sadly, that was not all that confused her,,,for instance...

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 08:02:05 am

"should I study for my pregnancy test"?

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 08:44:04 am

Natalia had like all typical librarians had had a very busy week. She wondered who the daddy might be, there were the two blokes who she sould hardly remember what they looked like, never mind what their names were,still she had enjoyed their company but couldn't understand why there was a cameraman in the room. If only Father O'Toole was here he would....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 08:47:59 am

Help her finish her Third bottle of Smirnoff for the day, adjust the lighting; and then later comfort her in his usual way...

alwhite813 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:24:15 am

hearing her confession, giving her penance and helping her serve the Church by...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:23:18 pm

Cataloguing the church choir's collection of Gregorian chant scores

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:26:02 pm

cooking Brownies for the annual church fund raising appeal... Something the Brownies didn't particularly enjoy; however it was in a good cause & the U.N were prepared to overlook the odd sacrifice in the name of religious freedom...

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 21:35:03 pm

Natalia loved Cecil, and was very loyal and not the least bit promiscuous. However her daydreams,while working in her dull library surprised her.There was a real animal instinct within her and she longed for........

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 21:37:45 pm

the company of her loyal....

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 21:45:28 pm

German Short Haired Pointer who accompanied her on all her hunting trips. She finished her work and headed home hoping Cecil was ready for a long hard session in the.....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 21:54:12 pm

gymnasium, which she'd recently installed having inherited a....

ebay_dealer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 22:01:06 pm

over $100million from her dead gay uncle in the US, he had never married or had kids, she didn't care, in the village where they grew up he was the only.....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 22:06:18 pm

Poof went her hairdryer throwing the breaker switch and totally ruining her train of thought....

petercollects0 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 22:20:58 pm

Where has Cecil got too? It's been 10 minutes since he....

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 22:45:10 pm

left to climb Mount Everest...

MargoZ · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 23:02:09 pm

Mount Everest.... it reminded her of Sir Edmund Hillary's immortal words to Sherpa Tenzing when they reached the summit..." 'ev a rest!"

scurralous · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 23:24:35 pm

Those famous words kept running through her mind, creating a disconcerting echo...


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