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What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress, $5000. Tux rental, $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

BLISS

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Nunawading Stamp Fair
Last Sunday of Every Month - Jaycees Hall Silver Grove - Nunawading.

All but two are oh so true

I am depressed my wife questions me on every point listed.

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Please learn me.

And which two would they be?

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Peter
Hawthorn - AFL Premiers 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008.

Brummie- you have me intrigued- they all look pretty spot on to me!

Same question from me!

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Wolfgang
Papua New Guinea stamps and postal history: http://www.i-ng.org

The nuts and bolts is not only man related, I can do it without thinking too.

Now the 'open your own jars' has never been a problem as I used my brain , you just release the pressure in the jar and a baby could open it

I bet you lot were thinking all sorts weren't you?

But, Dear Brummie you are the exception

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Nunawading Stamp Fair
Last Sunday of Every Month - Jaycees Hall Silver Grove - Nunawading.

Brummie, in case you forget, and this applies to both exceptions:

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

That's what my son's girlfriend says, I'd never heard that before. I say 'left off, right on' very simple for me, no fancy poems, it's too girlie

Two for me, too.

And one is the same as one of yours (or rather the opposite) - I've never mastered the nut and bolt thing.

The other one: Three pairs of shoes are NOWHERE NEAR enough.

I'm with Brummie on this. I know many men that are incapable of using a wrench, much less automatically knowing which way to turn it!

And if the garage were all his, where would I keep my tablesaw, chop saw, drill press, lathe, and all the rest of my tools? Maybe in the closet where all my dresses should be?

Probably not because like Gavin, I like my shoes and wouldn't want to get them dusty!

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-------kriszick
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

I know

Gavin are you sharing something here with us?

I'll give them one thing Kris, they are very good at taking out the garbage

And you are a Philatelist ? A Dream Girl if I've ever seen one, very nice !!

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"Life is a tough Teacher, it gives you the test first and the lesson later"
Anonymous

Why thank you!

I also play a great game of pool, cook, clean, and understand the rules of football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, and pretty much any other sport but the Aussie ones.

But I have very bad judgement when it comes to men! That's life for you!

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-------kriszick
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

An extra reason:

When we (men) go fishing together we can have the car radio on. Talk is unnecessary.

Do you fish out of the window? Is that an Australian thing?

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-------kriszick
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

No, you park at one end of the lake with the 12,000watt radio up loud and head down the other end to catch all the fish who can't stand the "doof-doof" music.

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Greg - Looking for Goulburn Australia Cancels and Grangemouth Scotland Cancels and Covers
Member of the S.T.A.M.P Club for Slightly Twisted And Mad Philatelists - Motto: "Bring back the lick!"

Ahhh!! Now I get it . . . that means you need two cars, right?

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-------kriszick
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

Cruel, cruel, cruel.

...but fair

And only costs $15 and takes 10 minutes. A number 3 buzz cut.

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We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

No, just saying...

...just because I worship at the altar of Jeffery-West

Sometimes three pairs isn't enough even for one day.

One of the many useful things I learned from CSI.

As for this one,

Both men and women have their toys when they get older I'd say.

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Collecting Mongolia; Thailand; Indo-China; Mourning Covers; OHMS.
My online 'store': http://stampsfromaethelwulf.blogspot.com/

Men were never depressed until this moment........



to the fairer sex,i jest

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I wish i knew then,what i know now.

Men do get depressed, I know I do being on workers comp and not earning a income trying to recover. If not for this I am never depressed.