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Perhaps.. "You're going to put that where???"

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Surely someone (at) Australia Post could anticipate the reaction of a reasonable person looking at this design with its unfortunate juxtaposition of thug, dog and.....pineapple???
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Actually to pat a dog whilst balancing a pineapple is quite a skill :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I have this mental image of a "fruit smuggler" with pineapples taped to his chest under his shirt :lol: :lol:

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Nice idea for a topic 8)

Here's one that should launch a few :wink:

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Peter,

Nice idea for a topic 8)

Here's one that should launch a few :wink:


Thanks for kicking it along - excellent pick....


How about "Russian gardener goes to extreme lengths to protect his giant melons"

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Here is another truly bizarro effort this time from Kyrgyzstan entitled "20th Century Dreams". Depicts a fantasy mise-en-scene of Fulgencio Batista, Fidel Castro, Ernest Hemingway, Che Guevara, and Ava Gardner!


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