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Natalia and Rosie both looked at each other and without knowing were having similar thoughts.."I love a smooth ride"thought....

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Lil Johnny - "Crikey I do wish Uncle Buck was still the Opposition Leader" (an almost imperceivable grin appearing on his face)... "They were the days of smooth rides" -
Suddenly a new and unique idea formed in the esteemed leader's mind :idea: (new & unique in so much as there's a first time for everything)... "What if Rudd were to have an accident" he pondered... "Much like the one I had at that last Television Debate- when Uncle Buck aka:- Beasely hit me with that curly one about the kiddies overboard"...


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Lil johnny looked at his notes for the tv show, he was sure he had seen a yank write something deeply obscure and now he couldn't find it anywhere. Meanwhile Rosie and Natalia were getting a little excited......


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Kmart was having a sale on Lovable Wonderbras ("guaranteed to give you a smooth ride")

.....meanwhile Lil Johnny remembered what the yank had written. He lept into the air....

"I had a dream" he mumbled...."ahh...ahh.... I had a dream...it was in 1956, in black and white"

.....unfortunately he hadn't had one ever since....

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Well except for the one featuring George W which he didn't often mention...


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..he could still envisage it....ahhhhh...

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...oh and there was the OTHER one....mmmmmm

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Oooooh yeah that honeymoon at CAMP David held fond memories in Lil Johnnies heart .....




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....if only he could ditch Miss Piggy! Maybe a well placed pitch fork??

Then George would be his and his alone...except for...


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his well intentioned set of high moral principles, his belief in righteousness & the fact that he didn't have a clue as to how to get away with the task .... aha he thought ....


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..screw all of that!
I just want to hang out with George again in our matching bathrobes just like Bob and Blanche..

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Tony, who had his OWN dreams about George...

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"Here bung this one up your mast" said Lil Johnny "I designed it myself"...
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...was too busy worrying about the nightmare he faces in Thursday's local government elections in England.


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I wonder if swallowing a pipe will help, he pondered?

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"He's practiced that more than once" Thought Lil Johnny his jealousy becoming apparent...


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Meanwhile...the Blair Support Groups (BAGs) were busy composing an ode to Tony....

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The opening lines were....

Here's a test Peter! :lol:


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oh bugger that thought Tony, lets bomb another country full of extreme radicals or better still lets have a war with France, all the frogs are complete b'stards and this will helps us in the elections.......


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My Lil Johnny By the Knackers

Ooh my little pretty John, pretty John.
When you gonna give me some, my Johnnny?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line My Johnny
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Specially not Iraq my Johnny
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the dirty miind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Johnny...


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Tony liked what he heard and phoned lil Jonny up and said....

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Johnnie...you're a great asset to Australia...just refresh me on the size of Australia's asset?

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"Well said Lil Johnny I hate to brag - but we're pretty big down-under"......


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.."well, except for you, Prime Minister" , purred Natalia, as she prowled past with an armful of Hansards, bound for the Parliamentary Library...


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Thats' right piped up Germaine Greer (from nowhere).
"One look at Johnny and I moved to England and gave up men"

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"Yeah I dunno Natalia but ever since you had that sex change operation you just have that kind of effect on me''.......

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..said Germaine and Johnny in unison...(one of the few times they had agreed on anything)


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"You Male Chauvinist Pig" screamed Germaine - slapping Lil Johnny across the room thus restoring the equilibrium.....


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.."er..er..er thank you , Germs", he said, glowing at the compliment.....I did my best to keep Miss Piggy, er sorry, Janet at home, (well, at Kirribillee House), barefoot and pregnant...


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...but damn that woman. She just keeps going out and buying more shoes!


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And why does she buy more shoes? Because somewhere in this storyline she's lost her Cecil--where could he have gone too?

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somewhere in this storyline she's lost her Cecil


I met a girl like that once...


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Forgot to mention Cecil was a Yank and got lost in the Mall ....


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Well, the only Yank I know by that name is a girlie man, says Lil Johnnie.

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...and the only Girl I know by that name is a Yankie man, says Johnnie Lil.

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