And to think we educated the wimpy little snob down here too. Tried to make a man of him, but it did not succeed very well.
Bring on William and Kate and some relevance. Let the Adulterers bugger off to some Royal Aged care complex in Upper Tooting.
We have a great affinity for failed Royals here - yes, we helped raised Charles after all.
This new Catherine Tate TV series
'The Queen Of Oz' is about one such Royal flopperoo down here - hysterical - do take a look -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AokYlbVIEZ4
Cutting down trees and bushes - not a great look for the alleged great tree hugger??
In Australia, we do try hard to assist your leaders over there, to see things from the
real world perspective, away from your stifling class system.
Mummy and Daddy sent Charlie Boy here to rugged and tough
Timbertop School, in the remote Geelong bushland, to knock the crap out of the wimpy sod, and toughen him up a bit, but clearly it did not work.
He was caught trying to saw his foot off, in front of the cameras, as can be seen below, in order to get expelled and returned home,
''I thought it was my Cello bow, Mr Headmaster, not a razor sharp rip saw'' and he indeed was sent back to the UK, happily hugging trees and eating Tampons etc, and partaking in a long term adulterous relationship, as is the tradition of British Royalty.
He earned 7 more medals for that, from Mummy and Daddy, to add to the 416 he now has.
This tired loser is SOOOOO old, the only images of him from back then, are in Black and White!
Your recent Prime Minister Boris was a teacher out there at the same rugged
Timbertop School. Make of
THAT what you will. We seem to have toughened
him up nicely at least.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbertop
